Archive for 'Humor' Category
iPhone Soap
There may be an app for everything…but can you use your iPhone to slough off grime and dead skin cells? We think not. Well, not yet. But there’s an iPhone soap to the rescue! The iPhone soap actually looks like an iPhone. With little apps. If you can’t afford a real iPhone, you might even fool [...]
RunPee on the Moon
RunPee doesn’t have much of an ad budget yet, but when we do, our first big campaign will be marketing our services from the side of the moon. We’d like to see the words RUNPEE writ in ancient moondust, large enough to be seen from the Earth. How, you ask? Check out Moon Shadow Shaping Technology [...]
Did you mean Rupee?
RunPee has gotten huge props in the media. But the geek in me is really impressed with this: do a Google search for ”rnpee” I just love it. Google asks, “Did you mean RunPee?” It was not that long ago that Google used to ask, “Did you mean Rupee?” As in money, Rupies. I used [...]
Why RunPee is Not a Trending Topic on Twitter
Well, I FINALLY figured out why – with all the Tweeting about RunPee – we’ve never made it as a Twitter “Trending Topic.” Apparently, you have to be insane. For example, here is a series of Tweets over a three minute span, about the USA TV show Burn Notice: FleurDeLyn @BurnNotice_USA Burn Notice Burn Notice [...]
GI Joe and the GI Tract – Another Fun RunPee Movie Poster
GIs need to take good care of their GI tracts. Our man Joe knows when to RunPee: Go get your for PeeTimes for GI Joe – The Rise of Cobra!
RunPee is Tweeting Too Hard
We found a cute Tweet meme called TweetingtooHard and wanted to be a part of it. Basically, it’s a application where people submit boastful, self-serving, backpatting tweets. Here is Dan’s beaut: RunPee: “Trying real hard to keep it humble.But 15,900 results for Googling “RunPee Genius” is making it difficult.” *** We’re at Number Three in the [...]
Harry Potter and the Urine Points – Chinese Translation
I love reading reviews of RunPee.com, but the best is reading a Chinese translation. BOOM! Chinese review of RunPee and the new Harry Potter movie FYI – RunPee is HUGE is China. We are talking our most avid readers, devourers of PeeTimes. We’re working right now on a Chinese version of the site to accomodate the [...]
Original PeeTimes from Harry Potter Found in Garbage
Orlando, FL – Though they were thought to have been lost forever, the original notes from which the PeeTimes for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince are based on, have been found. Archaeologists working in the kitchen where Dan Florio – AKA polyGeek – lives, unearthed these fragile documents from beneath a layer of day [...]
Buy a Lifesize Urinary Bladder with Two Kidneys
If you’ve ever wondered just WHERE you could get yourself your very own life-size bladder and kidney replica, look no more. We’ve found it for you at Amazon.com. These babies are “natural sized” and look just like what you carry around inside your torso (we assume). Also includes ureters, adrenal glands, a prostate of your [...]
Why We’re Not RunPoo
A few RunPee fans have asked why we don’t list PooTimes, or wondered why we don’t start a sister site about pooping during movies. I know it’s all in good fun, but to answer a silly question seriously, we really think that if you have to RunPoo during a film, it’s probably pretty urgent. You [...]